Blog #2: "Girl" to "Boy"

      Mow the lawn on Saturday, start at the top of the yard, mow in the morning while its cool; don't start races with the mowers; let the dogs out every two hours; feed dogs every morning; don't leave your clothes on the bathroom floor; flush the toilet; wash your clothes every weekend; don't leave food out; don't eat all throughout the day; put dishes in dishwasher; wash your hands; flush the toilet; shower every day; don't forget to brush teeth; put on deodorant; don't play games on the Galaxy during church; no tattoos; no piercings; no smoking or chewing; flush the toilet; respect girls; hold door for them; offer your hand as help; place your hand not too low or too high on her back when directing her; focus your eyes on her face not her chest; keep your breath fresh, but never kiss on first date; flush the toilet; don't burn house down while cooking; don't leave burners on unattended, don't let water boil over; always use right size pot so food doesn't overflow; clean up spills; and flush the toilet. What if the toilet handle doesn't work? Wow you're really going to flush after all?

Blog #1: This is Me

1. My greatest asset is I like helping people if I can.
2. The nicest thing I ever did for anyone was probably giving blood cause that can save a life.
3. The nicest thing anyone ever did for me was helping me pay for my college tuition.
4. One thing I've always wondered about is why you brush with a brush, but sweep with a broom. Wouldn't it be brooming?
5. My friends will tell you that I am shy until you really get to know me then I will surprise you.
6. People like me because I'm nice.
7. One thing most people don't know about me is I am a Redneck.
8. I want to know more about the medieval times because I find them interesting.  
9. When I am 60, I will be the old lady on the porch with a shotgun yelling at kids to "Get off my lawn!"
10. When I want to, I have the ability to literally get lost in a book.
11. I am proud of my ability to keep my room in organized chaos.
12. I like reading because of my ability to get lost in a good book.
13. My friends make me laugh when they talk about how they changed me from being so shy to not being able to shut me up.
14. The most influential person in my life is my mom because, hell, she raised me.
15. I am named for all the Whos in Whoville, especially little Cindy Lou.
16. I have no regrets about life as I have lived it so far, otherwise I wouldn't be who I am.
17. I like most music that I hear, from old time rock to recent, rap, country, and even hard core gothic.
18. My favorite color is blue.
19. One dish I can cook well is spaghetti with meat sauce.
20. My favorite place on earth is any place with good company.